"Wild Gs, I from the Eastside,
and weekends I have to decide:
four coneys to go,
or Wild Irish Rose?
Homies, I can't make up my mind."

"But oh, I came from the west
where Kettering signals the best,
with children and kites,
and everyone's white,
but still ghetto just like the rest."

"Now I live on the South End,
and takes my own welfare to spend,
get drunk off my ass,
and if you must ask,
to land another cousin in bed."

"But mah hoes best repent
'cuz ahm doooown on No'th End.
Ah don' take no shit
when Ah pop a bitch,
and Ah rip 'em from end to end."

"But I spend my days downtown,
the very jewel of the crown.
I graffiti flowers
on Genesee Towers.
That's how we Flintstones get down."

-Connor Coyne